Fecal Matter

 The windows are open, the attic fan is on, it's 66 degrees in the house and the electric bill is dwindling!  As I open the front door to embrace the morning I am overwhelmed by this pungent odor. Smells of fermented  stomach fluids crapped out by the neighbor ladies cats.

 The stench from the night soil, meadow muffin, cat feces whatever you want to call it besides cat shit on your sidewalk greeting you every morning-is simply disgusting, stinky, irritating and relentless.
I'm sure everyone has a neighbor or someone in the neighborhood that is not such a pleasant neighbor.  I have one that has 13 outside cats and unable to afford to feed her feline friends.  Why must her pets be my problem or responsibility, I ask?  Anyways, the sweet lady next door to the whiskered hoarder, feels bad for the kitties so she helps by feeding them.  Next the cats trot across the street to use the outdoor cat litter box- my sidewalk.  I must say, how thoughtful the cats even scrape in attempt to cover up their foul odor. 

In case you have similar issues here are a few harmless solutions:

 1. Sprinkle cayenne pepper on the areas where the feline doodles.

2. Get moth balls and scatter in the "area" - felines hate the smell.
(this really works) NO CAT POOP FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW NOW!
I'm just saying...